Sunday, October 28, 2012

Voting for Jesus in 2012

Here's an oldie but a goodie from Fox News and Bill O'Reilly:

Just in case you wondered who Bill Keller is, he's a Florida-based televangelist who founded the Live Prayer website, the world's first global prayer meeting with over 2.4 million subscribers.   While he has a strong anti-homosexual agenda, he also feels that homosexuality is no more of a sin than gluttony and says the following about overeaters:

"I mean, Christians who think they're holier than thou think nothing about going to church, then after church going down to, you know, the Cracker Barrel, eating 8,000 calories worth of garbage and wobbling out in their big fat stomachs…if you start preaching about gluttony, half the people are going to walk out. The other half that's there, half of them can't walk out because they're too big. And they're certainly not going to put $10 in the basket whenever it's passed."

Ah yes, the all important $10 in the basket!  Whatever would all of those televangelists do without all of those $10 bills?
Keller has set up a website urging Christians to cast a write-in ballot for Jesus Christ in 2012.  According to his Vote for Jesus website, he has nearly 1.6 million people that have committed to write in Jesus' name on their ballot for the following reasons:
1.) President Obama has proven by his words and deeds to be a true enemy of God as detailed in James 4:4. He has been the most pro-death President in history, supporting the legalized slaughter of innocent babies here and around the world, he is a staunch advocate of the radical homosexual agenda, and he has been a great friend to the enemies of Israel. On every major spiritual issue of the day, President Obama has proven to be an enemy of God and a true tool of Satan!
2.) Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney is a 5th generation member and a priest in the satanically inspired Mormon cult. He and others in his cult LIE when they claim to be Christians, since Mormon doctrine is 100% inconsistent with Biblical Christianity and a Mormon is no more a Christian than a Muslim is. He deceives people by saying he believes in "God" and "Jesus" is his savior, when the "god" of Romney's cult is NOT the God of the Bible, and their "jesus" is NOT the Jesus of the Bible. Romney and those in his cult believe the Bible to be a flawed and incomplete book and look at Biblical Christians as inferior and non-believers for rejecting the beliefs of their cult.
Apparently, unlike many other Evangelical Americans, Mr. Keller does not view Governor Romney as "the enemy of my enemy is my friend".  He is plainly and simply the enemy.
Now, I ask you, why would you vote for the Democratic or Republican Satan when you can cast your vote for Jesus and cut out the middleman?

1 comment:

  1. Oh the things we do in the name of God. This is just hilarious. It is interesting to note that Mr. Keller is able to see the tool of Satan in others but seems to have ruled out the possibility that he himself could be a tool of Satan.

    St. Matthew 7:1
    Judge Not Lest Ye Be Judged